A post everyone can understand!!!!

Hi,

I have heard rumors that people have read my post and not really understood the total and obvious genius behind it. Well maybe not genius in an Einstein sort of way but certainly a Ethel Merman kinda way. I wasn't all ways an Ethel Merman genius or EMG. It all started when I was 6 years of age. *Harp plays and screen waves out into a memory*

Mother enters stage right holding a defrosted dripping wet octopus in one hand and a spaghetti stainer in the other. Joe is on the floor playing with a batter powered ninja turtle remote control car. He is pushing the car manually because the battery is being charged-stage left

Mom: (southern accent)Joeeeeey did yall make sure yu cleaned this room a' yours?
Joe: VVrrrrrrrooom vr Vrooooooooom(car sounds) What mommy? I can't hear you I'm in the Ninja turtle van.
Mom: Cute hun, but if yall dont clean dis gosh durn mess you ain't getting an squanjealii tonight boy.
Joe: Alright mommy I'm just gonna go put in the batteries and then clean room.

Joe goes stage left to unplug the battery charger

Mom: Alrigh Joey, dinner will be ready as soon as this mess is up. Hurry though the family is alread-...

Mother trips on a black jeep hot wheel on the floor, the octopus(dripping wet) goes flying toward the socket and lands on Joe's hand and the copper plug. A wave of purple energy engulfs Joe's left arm, and His right arm still on the Ninja turtle truck has a wave of ooze green energy. The energies clash toward the head region. The sound of electricity is so intense it alarms the people next door. Joe jerks hard then falls to the ground smoking. the power surge end's. The looney toons theme song can faintly be heard coming from a T.V in another room. His eye's open but he is not the same.

*Harp plays and screen waves out of memory* Yeah, if I remember correctly which I'm not sure I do, my EMG started around that time of my life....but anyways I promise I will try and make the next post make sence.