Sunday, July 8, 2007

Imagine if you will [continued...]

[This is the second part of a previous post. It will be more enjoyable if the first only is read : April 26, 2007]

It's been eight hours since the hope of the world has locked himself away to perfect himself in his ordained Stone cocoon of perfection. It seems the first time, Aegis the Righteous Protecter of the Earth Realm, emerged from it's awesome and terrible powers he wasn't quite yet perfected. He felt it best to return and continue the perfection process. One thing he must not have seen though, was the horde that appeared over the edge of the mountain as soon as he had went back inside. Proceeding almost immediately after was a fierce battle that claimed many lives on both sides. It got so intense that the orcs retreated a short distance to gather themselves for the next attack. The men gathered around the cocoon cursing and ready to die. The orcs appeared atop the mountain once more. Screams of blood lust echoed down upon the men cutting through to their souls. Hope drained quickly causing even the
most battle hardened warrior to loose color in his face. . . but then. Light shot out of the Stone of perfection. The ground wasn't shaking this time but felt as though it belonged somehow to the cocoon. The beams of light started to bend and spiral up word to cause a tornado of pure light. The Stone cocoon of perfection then exploded, but the explosion stopped before it hit the men around it. It looked like a shrunken sun landed on earth, half way buried into the ground. Now the ground was shaking and the orcs battle crys were turned to screams of fear. The explosion sucked back into itself and the tornado of light was sucked down. A glowing figure stood brilliantly before an awed audience of friend and foe. "Hear me! I know I left you fearing of the integrity of my destiny and purpose here. Let me asure you every moment I spent here and every life lost protecting the cocoon was more the worth it. I have become so powerful that time itself will obey my commands. The stars in the sky can fall at my power. The oceans tides can go backwards just by my thinking it. I can fill all our enemies with a fear so horrible that their hearts will fail if I will it. No more shall you be the ones that fear! I have returned and this time... I AM PERFECT!!!!!! MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAA!!!!!!!!!! HAHAHAHAHAHAH HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA! HEHEE HEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE..." *FFFTHHPT* "Ow" An orc arrow stuck out of Aegis' chest. He then fell over arms out, on his back, dead . A soldier in the back yells, "Freakin A!"

2 comments:

Shadraq said...

Freakin hilarious - maybe you should put a disclaimer at the top of this that lets them know that this is a Part 2, and where to find it.

Dude, Freakin Hilarious. I will be thinking of it as I am railing you at HALO tonight.

Shadraq said...

Man, I just reread it.

Can't stop laughing.