1.Permanently Mad Syndrome
2. Pissed Mama Syndrome
3. Pure Malevolent Sickness
4. Potent Muliebral Suckyness
Yesterday my wife was a little p.m.sy. I heard her in the other room with the cat and when I turn around to look and see what was going on I saw her with the spay bottle(our disciplinary tool) in the cat's face with her hand around her scruff. Now all that was happening was a bit of love. Beth was petting the cat with the bottle in her other hand, and the cat was licking the water at the end...But my mind put an entirely different scenario together.
Minds eye ='s Beth clamping the back of the cat's neck, and spraying it in the face an inch away repeatedly, while saying through clenched teeth, "Chocolate!Chocolate! I want chocolate, give me chocolate!"
It wasn't at all what was happening but it is weird what my mind comes up with when it comes to a women go'n through p.m.s.
7 comments:
PMS
Painfully Maintaining Sanity
PMS
Paying (for) Mans Sins
Z
I agree with Jenn!!!!
I'm not the smartest man in the world, but even I wouldn't say "my wife was pmsing"...
Passionately Mashing Squash
Haha. I like Jenn's comment... so true.
praying (the)mania stops! God's peace still is stronger if we ask, I remember those days well.
as long as chocolate is a weapon on that super power utitilty belt, you shall be safe.
:)
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