People think Im crazy... But you best not!

When the clouds of madness attack my mind and there is no way I can think straight on anything hwhat-so-eva, I try and and find a way to vent. This blog has been nice. I don't have the Internet but I have found I still get readers on my old post and I'm hopen every now and again people check and see if I wrote something new. So I have a few minutes on a computer at the library so I won't let my fans down.

Gods Power used through SamsoMosElisha-ja today for idiots
PART I

Super Human Strength-Samson

We saw the movie The Hulk and saw the fun he had taken out his anger on tanks and nerdy scientists, but what is a follower of Christ to do with such power. Well obviously, we can't get away with Hulk stuff(though I may still pick on nerdy scientists) but think about basic application. As an offering usher at church you could transform in into a hulk, let you muscles rip through your shirt, and force eye contact with people that don't have money out. I don't know that's All I got there...

Fire Down from Heaven - Elisha

Although there is probably a novels worth of thing you could write with this one, from making toast to road rage solutions. Christian application narrows things down............................Moving right along.

Plagues over Egypt - Moses... and a'lil bit of Arron

So I'm thinking maybe France? HAHA... no but seriously... We might be able to get prayer back in school, Pro-life everyones choice and Gas prices down, but in the long run of things I can't help but think getting carried away with this one is to easy. Blood drives would no longer be needed. Frog leg market might appear, and the demand for zit cream stuff would go up. Buy some Locust OFF spray.

Time is up on the library computer sorry for how short this one was, but abe-bud-dee-badee
tha-thas all folks