One day I... no wait wait.... So there I wwwaaaass! . . . Down by this rock by the sea. Sun glaring down at me as if to say, "Joe! It's Friggen Hot up here." I looked down the coastline and saw this rather large penguin, larger then me. He was waddling my way, when I noticed he was being chased down, by an old lady with a walker. Now this is a big beach I'm on, and they're a ways off. So I can't really tell who is faster. The waddling penguin or the geriatric dressed up in pink behind the walker. At first my impulse was to laugh, but then I noticed the penguin had her purple purse!? So I charged down the beach. Just as I was getting close, I tripped over the flippers I was wearing. (oh, by the way...I was long distance snorkeling as a fund raising method for a group called the Save the Happy Indian Tigers or S.H.I... well never mind. So I was wearing a Tiger striped set of swim goggles and bright green mouth piece. I don't remember why I was wearing the novelty fat clown pants.) So I was laying on my belly looking up at the penguin. He stopped and looked down at me. It tilted it's head to the side and squeaked out a sound not unlike a doggy toy. I rose to my flipper's and said, "Give me the purse or I will unleash these flippers of fury." At that He dropped the purse, let out a squeak, and jumped into a karate stance.
To be continued...
3 comments:
Do Penguin fins have elbows?
Do what?!! Oh gosh I love this kind of (ridiculous) stuff. (spooky voice) "You will be re-visited by a middle-aged lady in a moo-moo who snorts when she laughs and has a morbid fear of walking farts..."
I'll come again real soon, Ya hear!
- Jennifer
my code was "bgpuoh" I think it is code for walking farts!
So how does one support the umm "Save Happy Indian Tigers" ? btw, I love your flippers of fury...sounds like a b-movie just waiting for funding :)
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