Wednesday, February 20, 2008

Three dudes just standing in a corner.

Lets imagine three dudes standing on a street corner. Lets name them Mike, Will, and Jesse. They are all three dressed in business suits and are wearing sun glasses. Will is standing in the middle and is about two feet taller then the other two. Mike is to the left and carrying a black leather suitcase. Jesse is standing with both hands in his pockets while bobbing his head to music coming from his ipod. They're standing in front of a small brown painted cinder block building in a small town type setting. Will begins to whisper in Mikes ear and points to Jesse and the two laugh. Jesse stops bobbing his head and looks at them and starts calling them names. Mike and Will stop laughing, and look away. Now why are we on these three seemingly non mysterious fellows. (Well your bored and turned to Joe's blog) ... (<- Joe's trade mark "..." that shows up way too often in his posts, but he doesn't care... he likes the dot dot dot thing) Will pulls out a box of cigarettes and lights one up with a fancy looking silver lighter. He hands it to Mike, then lifts the box offering one to Jesse. Jesse just snubs him obvious still angry about their laughing at him. A car passes by. Mike and Will both look at the car till it rounds the corner out of sight, but Jesse who is still head bobbing with a stern look on his face, is into his music. Birds can be heard in the background and the ambient sound of cars in a distance drowns out most everything else. They stand there waiting...for something. Suddenly a man rounds the corner of the building. He looks older then old, and is using a walker to get around. Will then lights a smoke for himself, and puts the cig box away in it's original pocket. The old man makes his way past them slowly and nobody even really acknowledges each other. Will and the old man kinda exchange quick glances but both pretend that they are cool not about saying hello even though it feels awkward not to. Jesse coughs. (You might be thinking now to yourself...*Joe this getting to stretched out*... Maybe your right...but... ... ya never know where these posts will take you.) Finally the old man enters the building. A long stretch of time goes by with the three just standing side by side with literally nothing going on except for maybe a few more coughs from Jesse. Finally Will checks his watch, and looks at Mike. "He's late" Will says with a very not surprised expression. Mike just shakes his head and throws down his cigarette and stomps it out. It was smoked down to the filter. Will throws his down too and makes for the building's front door. "I got to go poop" Will says as he enters the building. Mike shakes his head with a humored smile and looks over at Jesse. Jesse doesn't look back but says in a unimpressed manor,"Funny... he is a....funny guy that Will." Thunder sounds in the distance. Making Jesse jump a lil'. "Dude where the shibs is he?" Jesse demands as if Mike actually knew. "He'll be here, chill J'abrony" Mike says with the tone of an Italian at a family dinner ...2 be continued...

2 comments:

Shadraq said...

There is a little "JayandSilentBobishness" to this post.

Only there is an extra guy

Danni said...

very intrigued joe...