Three dudes just standing in a corner. [PART II]

Will walks out of the building wiping his hands on the front of his suit. His fly is down and he looks a little upset. He walks over to Mike and Jesse, resuming his place in between them. Mike and Jesse both look down at Will's open fly, glance at each other, and shake there heads. Mike is looking amused and Jesse is looking just irritated as ever. The three stood in silence for about thirty seconds when finally Will attempted to brake the obnoxiousness of the situation with humor. "You know what I hate?" Will said, only animating his right hand and head as he spoke. (the other two looked at him)"I hate when you go to the bathroom for a nice relief, every thing goes good, the smell, the cleanliness, the music, and ambiance all good, then after you wash your hands you go for a paper tower aaaannnd... no dice." Jesse looks at him. "You know you're really not that interesting...We don't care about your stupid peepee stories Will...also the whole fly thing? Why would you do that? You look like a total idiot." Will looks down and zips it up, then turns to Mike and asks, "You thought it was funny right?" Mike puts his arm on Will's shoulder, "You tried Will, you tried, and that is why we love you." Will wipes a fake tear from his eye, makes for the smokes again and lights one up. "So also that old guy was in the bathroom and well...lets just say I heard him tearing the perfect "10" smell down a few notches EH EH EH(Will nudges Jesse with each "EH") Jesse throw his arms in the air and screams at Will. "I have been involved with this project to long to have it screwed up now. If our hook up finds any discrepancies in our plans he will call it off. And if you ruin this because of your stupid childish pranks and retarded humor I swear this gun (he makes for at 9mm in his jacket) will have a bullet with your name on it!" Will drops his cigarette, pulls out a Desert eagle and points it at Jesse's face just as Jesse points his in Wills." Both of the two are starring each other down when Mike cuts in with a little bit of a laugh. "Um, I feel weird over here wit just a brief case, should I pull out my gun too or...?" The front door to the building opens and the panting old guy with his walker comes outside. He stands there looking at the three. The three look back but the two keep their guns on each other. The old guy walker waddles away but says while he is walking, "You boys should tell the owner of this fine establishment that the bathroom is out of paper towels." Mike, grinning and whisper laughing looks at the old man and then at the two finding the whole scenario totally awesome. Just as the man rounds the corner Will drops his gun and yells out, "Should I tell the owner to bring a plunger too Gramps, cause I know I heard a double flusher in the making back there?" Jesse put his gun down to his side, and starts to drill Mike "Why are we still waiting for this guy? You said 7:30pm. It is now 4 to 8 and getting dark because of rain clouds" Mike pulls out a cigarette of his own and lights up,"Hey your "Mr. Don't Discrepacate" not him. Put the friggen gun away and go take some pills or something." Jesse puts his gun back into his Jacket and walks into the building. As soon as he was inside and out of sight the two looked at each other and broke into smiles, fight back laughter. "Dude I told you it was gonna make things more fun for everyone if we brought these guns. Did you see his face when I matched his draw with this beast of a gun. Don't pull that little girl glock stuff out on me if you wanna raise my pulse." Mike starts to cough on his smoke. "Well *cough* next time he does something like that just make sure yo- Will cuts Mike off, "DUDE! Dude...."Discrepacate"? What the hell is that?", "Shut up you know what it is, just cause it ain't a word don't mean it ain't a word.... Anyways I think he is in there cleaning himself. He really looked shook up from that gun of yours." Will pulls the D.eagle out and shows it to Mike. "I noticed both your safety and his was on. Thats the only thing that kept me from pulling out my Mac10 and killing the both of you. I have come way to far to have you guys Shib it up for me. Lets face it we are all a lil' bit on edge as it is without having to worry about one of us three making it a 3 way split instead of 4." Will and Mike stood there. Will took out another smoke and lit it up. They stood waiting for Jesse
2 be continued...