Imagine If you will

You are part of an army in a middle earth type setting. Your world is under attack by an evil horde of orcs that has you out numbered 50 to 1. The village your in is the next to be attacked, and what's worse the world's best hope of winning the war is in your town. The reason you're there in the town is to protect this hope. You have fought battles, lost friends, and bore wounds yourself to protect... a wizard. Why if he is the worlds best hope of winning is he in need of your help? Well right now, he is in a brown fleshy 8 foot tall 4 foot wide cocoon. A device sent from the heavens to assist this wizard in achieving perfection. He has been in the cocoon for 5 decades and right now, in this moment, about to bust out of there and show you and your fellow soldiers what you have been fighting for!

The earth around you trembles. The sky goes dark. Why? Why has the sky darkened and the ground started shaking? Is it the horde and some evil magic?.............No...........It's the cocoon. The cocoon splits with a beam of light shooting out for miles! The light shoots so far it breaks the atmosphere. Beings from the heavens viewing earth can see this light. You grab your shield hoping to hide behind the great and terrible energy behind this amazing event. Your heart is pounding and your fear levels are off the charts, but you are smiling because you know that what is happening must have been ordained since the beginning of time.

The cocoon splits in half; every thing stops. A 9 foot tall man in white armor is there, he is holding a sword as thick and big as he. His hair blowing back even though all wind has stopped. He goes to speak.

A voice that starts in your mind before it leaves his mouth makes the core of you tremble.

"Warriors. You have fought well. I am now no longer under your protection, but you are now protected by me... my amazing and powerful aura. For I have lived thousands and thousands of years devoting myself to perfection. I have read everything written and everything not written.
I have observed every action that has taken place since the dawn of this planet. I can read your mind, and the mind of those that think about you. I can control the weather, I can move mountains, I can instill hope in your heart and I can instill fear in our enemies. We need not worry EVER AGIAN!

For I am now.......................P E R F L E C T .....................................................................................
...... I mean ...............perfect................................................................................................."

"Um.....guys just give me five more minutes."

He then walks into the cocoon and it shuts.

A soldier in the back speaks-"We are SO screwed."