Worst Super Powers Ever!

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1. Cow man
Powers- Large drooping utters that hang from the belly and poop that fertilizes. Also can sleep standing.
Weakness- head lights, Bored hick teenagers

2. Fish out of water Man
Powers- Flailing around enemies annoyingly, also the power to slip out of attackers hands.
Weakness- can't walk or swim or really do a thing apart from flail and stair wide eyed

3. Gunpowder Man
Powers- Can become an enormous explosion when ever desired
Weakness- Fire....exploding

4. Gore Man
Powers- Infinite amount of gore generation, millions of miles of intestines and veins , infinite blood brains hearts skin bones the whole deal. Practical jokes, and the ability to have a sick day any day for any profession. All the work mans comp available on the planet. Scaring the Elderly
Weakness- none...but really gross.

5. Methane Man
Powers- ability to impress most men, keeping the heating bill down to zero, rendering your unexpecting foes unconscious, Scaring the Elderly
Weakness- Fire...Exploding

6. Unlucky man
Powers- the ability to say "I told you so" in all situations.
Weakness- Broken mirrors, Black cats, Ladders, Mirrors, White brown grey cats, open umbrellas in and out of the house, cars, plains, police officers, persons, places, things's. Also the absence of everything stated. Everything pretty much will hurt or kill.

7. Sleuth Man
Powers-
Weakness- Unable to move fast so I guess enemies that move faster then you.

8. Blowfish man
Powers- The ability to puff up with air when frightened, and having the last laugh if ever caught by canables and served improperly. ya know cause if blowfish aren't cut and cooked right by the chef they're deadly...and the canables are eating you...cause you got caught? Oh forget it...
Weakness- pins, small spaces, porcupines, and Surprises around those things.

9. Ice cream Man
Powers- each finger is an ice cream dispenser that has an unlimited amount of chocolate, strawberry, vanilla, mint, cookies and cream, cookie dough, rocky road, black cherry, peanut butter, and plain Ice creams.
Weakness- sticky fingers, and N.F.S.C National Food Sanitation Commity.

10. Man Man
Power- none
Weakness- Same as yours