The mystery of the tail wag

There are many that claim that a Dog wags it's tail when happy...Well we all pretty much think that. I think that if dog's didn't wag their tails they would explode. They have so much excited happiness pented up inside them, that if they didn't wag there tails they would just blow up, FLOOF!

Cats however...There is no real reason for their tail waggingness. I think the tail just has a bunch of nerves in it and it randomly just jolts here and there.

But that all to say that if humans had tails, we probably would git them peirced. I know I would. Instead of pinky promise it would be taily tom pom promise. I'm glad we don't have a tail, cause they would be fleshy looking. That would be sick. We would have tail socks. As for expressions , we would be happy waggers, and angry pointers.

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