Tired ramblings of a sober man...(can't afford beer)

So the other day while I was walking I stumbled across a short man. A man of small stature. Ya might even say he was...*stare*....little. DUN DUN DUN! ~gasp~. So i was all like "Dude!...Your a pipsqueek.". He cried. I laughed.

Then a pterodactyl picked him up in it's talons and flew away. It was truly a sight to see.

The end

One bright day in the Forest of Not Make Belief a deer was walking through the forest when she came across a murder scene seconds after the event. There laying bloody before her was the corpse of the forest skunk. Standing next to him was the ghetto chipmunk. He had a boom box, golden teeth, a baggy sports teeshirt, and two tiny smoking 6 shooter gats. He rose one gat to the deers head and said in a high pitch voice"You aaaaiiin't seen noffin. right?"
Then from outta no where the forest skunks friend ,
Abdul Mufasquirrel Mohamed , capped da chipmunks azz. Then the deer ran away.
It was truly a sight to see.

THE END