Getting old/being born

So one day you will wake up and find wrinkles hangen from your body like cow utters. Hair will be bulgin outta your ears and nose like Larry's hair from the three stooges. Your adventures now will consist of walking across the street, talking to hooligan teenagers, and playing cards. Looking at yourself naked in the mirror you'll see a striking similarity between yourself and Jabba The Hut before a skin tuck after a Liposuction. People play music to loud for you, but nothing is loud enough for you to understand. BUT!

I saw my friends Tyler and Jen Troutman's infant the other day.

I think this stage of life is abit more scary. I'm glad your memories are erased from this one.

Everything is new. Your five senses even are new. You feal soft and not soft, hot and cold. New sensations now in your life? Could you imagine! All of a sudden God say's "Let there be a new feeling of tempeture...Hot cold warm aaaaannnd Smarfickle" ........Your arms go limp, feel inside out, tickle alot, and also have the opposite of pins and neeedles. Weird right? New senses that's just weird.

Tyler says Boaz(his son) doesn't like baths. Well that's because to him it is new. I would scream if a giant picked me up, stripped me naked, and put me in a white pan full off warm water. It would take sometime to get used to.

They can't hold there own head up. Imagine your head all of a sudden weighing 80 pounds!

They don't even know they control their own hands. They don't even know they are part of their hands. They probably generate a relationship with it before they realize it's part of them. I probably got all pissed at it when i was an infant. "GET OUTTA MY FACE!!! Leave me alone! I'm sucking on you that'll show you."
"aw that feels nice, I love you lets never fight again."

I know, I'm weird right. Seriously think about it though, nothing is familiar.


I take getting old over being an infant any day.