Swap out the Santa role with someone other than Saint Nick

In The Santa Clause, Tim Allen kills Saint Nick and takes over the North Pole's family business. Then you get to see what it would be like if Santa were Tim Allen. It was funny... what if though it were taken over by others. . .





Batmanta Claus





Kids would fear The Night of the Bat (Christmas Eve) hiding under their beds hoping and praying they were nice and not naughty. The smell of fresh baked cookies replaced with that of diesel and burnt rubber.





Yoda Claus





I'm pretty sure it would be the same deal as Saint Nicolas with only slight change. Jedi's making the toys, force drawn sleigh, and instead of cookies and milk, kids would leave nasty swamp soup. And he would be the one sitting on the kid's laps.





Ghengas Kluas





Basically if this role went this crazed Mongolian we all might have to spend all our Christmas money at The Home Depot and Lowes because he would almost certainly cause fire damage to every house He stopped at...naughty or nice alike. Present bag would probably be filled with the heads of the naughty. Gross huh?

Joeyjoejoe Jr. ShabaClaus

First off the operations up in the North Pole would change from toy making to World Domination. I'm pretty sure with the amount of man power (or rather Elf-power) it would take to Coordinate making all those toys, I could easily make an army big enough to take over. Any attack made on my base of operations would be a joke at best. No one would ever find it and to actually send troops up my way would be dang near impossible to keep alive in the climate the pole has to offer. Nuking the pole would just kill every one cause the ocean would flood real good. I'd take out the leaders that stood in my way while they were sleeping, cause I would know when they were sleeping. I think I just might be able to do it. Then I would call Planet Earth, Planet Joe.

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