Ever get pulled over by a cop who forgot to put his pants on? Tis, is also very funny.
Ever fart while wearing white pants, and fear it left a mark through your panties and pants? uuuuh... yeah me neither.
Ever grab life by the tail and fear letting go for fear of getting rabies? That's just weird.
Ever wonder why Luke and Leia never got together at the end? You REDNECK!
Ever grab a bunch of laxative stuff like enema bulbs and stuff, throw it in a shoping cart till it was full, then put burritos on the top of it all, while shaking and moaning while pushing it through the a store. Mean neither....but maybe some day.
Off people cheese to just backwards something write ever? You jerk!
Ever wonder what would happen if Burger King stopped selling the "whopper" for one day? Well then watch ABC. You will see see what happens.....every....five.....minutes.... I HATE THAT COMMERCIAL!
Ever wish your phone was also a taser ? HAHAHA for the cat right?
4 comments:
me thinks you are posting more ofen and me likey very much! The backward thing was inspired...how do you think this stuff up? My hubby can talk that old english stuff too. Man, I have a hard time with the new stuff. Jennifer
More stuff right here cause I don't think I got to say stuff near enough...that rhymes with stuff.
Just a thought, didn't mean to sound heavy in my comments yesterday. You are allowed to have more serious days, I mean it YOUR BLOG and all. I like the serious posts, I like the funny, just keep posting! Jennifer
my code was zrzbir and do you know I can't come up with anything interesting for this to stand for...sheesh.
yeah, that commercial sucks.
I hate BK and wish they'd stop selling everything.
Hey Hubby! GREAT POST!!! You had me laughing soooo hard. Love you!
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