This seems to be the world wide way to celebrate big events. I suggest we switch things up. Why ?
Because I must.
Cow tipping. Nothing rings in the new year like a good ol cow tip. Imagine farmers selling cows doped on sleeping pills to the general populace so they could tip em' There would probably sell plastic cows at the store. Oh and the whole ball dropping thing could be a cow dropped into a pool of milk from the same height as the ball. SPLASH!
What is with the ball dropping thing in New York? Just sounds wrong.
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Because while it's possible to drop a cow, it is nearly impossible to tip a ball.
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